chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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