you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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