I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Randomize
