i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
So here I am, sexting at work.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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