omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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