And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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