some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
He's a Shit stain on my heart
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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