No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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