Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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