JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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