i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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