too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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