I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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