I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Randomize
