There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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