David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Randomize
