thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Randomize
