She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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