that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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