I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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