Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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