Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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