Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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