I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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