dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Randomize
