We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Randomize
