question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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