There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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