Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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