The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
