i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I believe in your delicious
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
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