I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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