So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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