16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
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