I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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