I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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