i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
my shit smells like andre
The beer is more important than you right now.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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