: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
last night I used snow as a chaser
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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