Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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