Don't you send me to vm
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Randomize
