Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
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