I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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