she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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