sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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