There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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