better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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