The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Randomize