well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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