that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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