Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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