Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Yo dont text me then not text me
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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