if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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