i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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