I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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