You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
