An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
